Prepare yourself for about the :28 mark. Un-Real

Maybe the worst ever... Well outside of Roseanne, but this is pretty bad

Knows he is going to end his life and is that incredibly calm... unreal

Per the great folks at Deadspin... It's possible this is fake, because it's promoting a book. It's possible this is real, because birds are very, very dumb. But the most likely scenario is: a genuine miracle. The Real Win, co-written by 49ers backup QB Colt McCoy and his pastor, "prepares readers for a paradigm-shifting view of biblical manhood." So... IS IT FAKE?

The Oregon Ducks are auctioning off a 1973 Oregon Ducks Volkswagen Bug for $2500, if you’re the kind of fan who wants to pay nearly three-grand for a car that doesn’t run and looks like an enormous football helmet.

The skinny:

A staple at Autzen Stadium for years, now is your chance to own this one of a kind 1973 VW Bug with an Oregon football helmet on top and CD player inside. Imagine parking this at your tailgate on gameday or bringing it to special events. The helmet is green with a yellow “O” and the Oregon license plate on this unique car is “QB” and registration expires 10/03/13. The seats inside are designed to look like a football with laces and Nike Swoosh.

It has a 1641 CC dual port motor w/ 4 speed stick shift. NOT CURRENTLY IN RUNNING CONDITION.

Disclaimer: This car is currently for display purposes only as it currently does not operate and it has not been driven on roads. The item will need to be picked up from the University of Oregon athletic department. Winning bid is responsible for pick up within 2 weeks!

So Russian Hockey is kind of... intense?

Here is the best description I can find on Deadspin.com of what you are about to watch: These are kids. These are kids on skates absolutely beating the crap out of each other for a solid 2 minutes. At two separate points in time on this video a child flies in the air, tackles another child and continues to beat the crap out of him. Near the end, one kid has another kid pinned down and is wailing on him. The referees appear incapable of tearing these children off one another. There is weird, Russian rap