the blaze.

Business Insider:    

A 20-something guy on Reddit sent the NBA an e-mail on April 19th declaring his eligibility for the 2013 NBA Draft “after a view drinks.”

Another Reddit user left this comment speculating on how the night went down, and nemoran called it “scarily accurate:”

“I bet I could play in the NBA…”

“What? Dude, you’re sh*tfaced…”

“Nah, dude I averaged like 15 my senior year and we went to state. I bet I could play in the NBA.”

Much to his surprise, this dead-serious letter appeared at his doorstep a few weeks later. It says that he’s no longer eligible for the draft, but ends on a hilariously hopeful note, “As a result, you were eligible for the draft immediately following your senior year, and are now a free agent who is eligible to sign with any NBA team.”

via @toley88 and @mattsebek

Screaming lady made a lot of people angry last night during Game 1 of the Spurs and Warriors series.  Non-stop screams like below...through the entire comeback and OT.  Just a couple of examples from last night.

Who is screaming?

— Jed York (@JedYork) May 7, 2013

Can someone put this yelling lady out of her misery?

— SBNation NBA (@SBNationNBA) May 7, 2013

I don't even care what happens anymore. Just make this lady stop.

— SBNation NBA (@SBNationNBA) May 7, 2013

Find the shrieker and escort her out. Won’t be hard; it’s the section where everyone’s ears are bleeding.

— netw3rk (@netw3rk) May 7, 2013

That lady's kids have to hate her

— Pete Prisco (@PriscoCBS) May 7, 2013